In the beginning there was mainframe; and it was good. |
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On the second day Lord Jobs and Lord Wozniak gathered up the fruits of their humble abode and created Apple; the masses rejoiced at their new freedom. |
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On the third day the Almighty Bill created Microsoft; this caused the people to turn their backs on the Apple for they know not what they do. |
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On the last day, the Ten Commandments were created in an attempt to redeem the souls of those peoples. Here then, are those Ten Commandments: |
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